Inspiring.php 3.6 KB
<?php

namespace Illuminate\Foundation;

use Illuminate\Support\Collection;

class Inspiring
{
    /**
     * Get an inspiring quote.
     *
     * Taylor & Dayle made this commit from Jungfraujoch. (11,333 ft.)
     *
     * May McGinnis always control the board. #LaraconUS2015
     *
     * RIP Charlie - Feb 6, 2018
     *
     * @return string
     */
    public static function quote()
    {
        return Collection::make([
            'Act only according to that maxim whereby you can, at the same time, will that it should become a universal law. - Immanuel Kant',
            'An unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates',
            'Be present above all else. - Naval Ravikant',
            'Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. - Theodore Roosevelt',
            'Happiness is not something readymade. It comes from your own actions. - Dalai Lama',
            'He who is contented is rich. - Laozi',
            'I begin to speak only when I am certain what I will say is not better left unsaid. - Cato the Younger',
            'I have not failed. I\'ve just found 10,000 ways that won\'t work. - Thomas Edison',
            'If you do not have a consistent goal in life, you can not live it in a consistent way. - Marcus Aurelius',
            'It is never too late to be what you might have been. - George Eliot',
            'It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. - Seneca',
            'It is quality rather than quantity that matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca',
            'Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Being willing is not enough; we must do. - Leonardo da Vinci',
            'Let all your things have their places; let each part of your business have its time. - Benjamin Franklin',
            'Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi',
            'No surplus words or unnecessary actions. - Marcus Aurelius',
            'Nothing worth having comes easy. - Theodore Roosevelt',
            'Order your soul. Reduce your wants. - Augustine',
            'People find pleasure in different ways. I find it in keeping my mind clear. - Marcus Aurelius',
            'Simplicity is an acquired taste. - Katharine Gerould',
            'Simplicity is the consequence of refined emotions. - Jean D\'Alembert',
            'Simplicity is the essence of happiness. - Cedric Bledsoe',
            'Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. - Leonardo da Vinci',
            'Smile, breathe, and go slowly. - Thich Nhat Hanh',
            'The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs',
            'The whole future lies in uncertainty: live immediately. - Seneca',
            'Very little is needed to make a happy life. - Marcus Aurelius',
            'Waste no more time arguing what a good man should be, be one. - Marcus Aurelius',
            'Well begun is half done. - Aristotle',
            'When there is no desire, all things are at peace. - Laozi',
            'Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh',
            'Because you are alive, everything is possible. - Thich Nhat Hanh',
            'Breathing in, I calm body and mind. Breathing out, I smile. - Thich Nhat Hanh',
            'Life is available only in the present moment. - Thich Nhat Hanh',
            'The best way to take care of the future is to take care of the present moment. - Thich Nhat Hanh',
            'Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less. - Marie Curie',
        ])->random();
    }
}